We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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