At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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