sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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