AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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