A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
is that a dick in a sweater?
How does it feel to date your dad?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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