The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
How does it feel to date your dad?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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