why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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