is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I understand Curling. That high.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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