Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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