As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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