operation harelip BJ is a go
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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