I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
His hands were made for my vagina.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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