Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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