i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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