she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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