She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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