can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Couch. On fire.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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