I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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