jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
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