My sheets look like a crime scene.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I'm getting married
To pizza
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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