did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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