I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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