Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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