it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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