I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Randomize
