whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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