DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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