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(514): View more from Quebec

i'm home, then i'll come over

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ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa

(514): View more from Quebec

nvm.

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(850): View more from Florida

Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?

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(703): View more from Virginia

just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.

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(954): View more from Florida

like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it

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(910): View more from North Carolina

the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.

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(561): View more from Florida

Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?

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(847): View more from Illinois

there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.

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(208): View more from Idaho

I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss

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