Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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