yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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