I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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