You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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