i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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