My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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