Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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