yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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