Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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