? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
My bed smells like the plague
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