So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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