Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
