Three words: puerto rican gang bang
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
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and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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