Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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