apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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