is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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