I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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