do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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