I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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