You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I had to cum in my sink.
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