Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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