Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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